Sogmeister & BiteIsMe Disstrack Feud (The Ballad Of Turkey Sandwich)
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On the 26th of April 2024, Bite published an unannounced disstrack towards his friend and collaborator Sogmeister titled "JUST DIVORCED", stating "what this stems from doesn't matter" and that "this shall be fire". "this" turned out to be a full disstrack feud, inspired by the recent Drake & Kendrick Lamar one. The lyrics to "JUST DIVORCED" took fairly basic shots at Sogs, and at the end seemed to foreshadow a future in which Bite reveals his dark secrets; "Uncover your deepest secrets before you dare go gold, then mimic your father and put you in another chokehold".
Sogmeister instantaneously responded the next day with "Flower Boy", shortly later renamed to "I'm Actually Dissing You". The opening lines "Just divorced? I mean it's accurate..." and basic bars throughout set the theme for the two's building beef to be lackluster and boring. Something about this developing so suddenly felt suspicious, and their friends quickly caught on that this was just a planned rap beef for a little promotion. Bite and Sogs fiercely denied it, but immediately issued apology tracks "just apologized" and "I'm Actually Apologizing To You", both with a little comedic twist such as Bite repeating "It's here" for 7 minutes, or Sogs taking you to a trip down memory lane ending with the infamous "I love babies". Bite himself also admitted he felt bad dissing Sogmeister, and the beef ended at that exact moment.
That is until $RED$ published "L1ttl13M0n3yR3tards", a Plugg disstrack on Sogmeister with Bite featured. The album cover presented a cheap, fetishized illustration of Sogmeister's fursona, inflated by a helium tank connected to his body. This song marks the first appearance of Bite sampling Sogmeister trashing on "Party Hardy", one of many. Bite goes back to his usual lyricism saying he'll "Leave Maddox fried like a toast slice", but then decides to attempt reigniting the beef, saying "If you diss me then you better go twice". This was more than enough, as a little later Sogmeister kicks off "$BANKRUPT$" with "Turn your Plugg off, your shit is fucking trash". The worst line of his career up until that point, "Your shit's less fire than George W. Bushy" made it's debut in the first few seconds. Though "$BANKRUPT$" was of similar ripe quality to the other disses, something felt different with it's intentions. Sogs began mentioning the divorce of Bite's parents, his past with porn and the "Russian man", the real-life inspiration behind The Salad's Uncle Jack. The album cover was a picture of Bite with no shirt on, used without his permission. There was a surprising amount of exaggerated pedophilic claims towards Bite. Everything Sogmeister did with this reply felt much more mocking and intentional than anything else from the beef.
At that exact moment, Bite recognized "$BANKRUPT$" as an opportunity to make the beef actually interesting. He decided this time, he will put all his efforts towards making a disstrack Sogmeister couldn't top. He began writing with the same narrative in mind as the first two, but focusing all his powers towards wordplay. The beat was taken from Bite's "Root Canal Pt.2", the track that set up Sogmeister's "Wet Floor Sign Gal". The album cover was a parody of Bite's Tinion's Finale, replacing himself with Sogmeister's OC. Thus, on May 15th 2024, Bite released "Honestly Sogmeister", named off their cancelled collaborative album and claimed Sogs "can't come back from this".
The track was a definite improvement, but not enough to stop him from making disstracks, something Bite slowly realized while developing the song. Sogmeister, hearing about "Honestly Sogmeister" prior to its release prepared "DESTINATION" ahead of time. In the diss, he repeatedly mentions Bite's scrapped album Eyes Everywhere, alongside more pedophilic claims and boasts on top of a "No More Parties in LA" type beat, just like Bite's song. Bite's friends even began feeding information to Sogs about his embarrassing past, such as online incidents, ERPs and most notably pictures of him holding a freshly-bought vibrator.
The next day, May 17th 2024, Bite immediately released "Try Me Maddox" in a voicechat with Sogs and everyone interested in the beef (not many), expecting a response to come shortly after. The track was a half-assed freestyle, completely ignoring "DESTINATION" and seemingly made for no reason other than to make Sogmeister respond again. The album cover was a low resolution red green & blue square.
Just two days after "Honestly Sogmeister", Sogs was already about to release his second response "PLEASE GET LAID", telling everyone he's truly outdone himself this time. A mere four hours after "Try Me Maddox", Sogmeister published his newest effort infront of the live voicechat. It continued to talk about Bite's family plus all the new information he was told, and mocked Bite dob