Sogmeister & BiteIsMe Disstrack Feud (The Ballad Of Turkey Sandwich)
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On the 26th of April 2024, Bite published an unannounced disstrack towards his friend and collaborator Sogmeister titled "JUST DIVORCED", stating "what this stems from doesn't matter" and that "this shall be fire". "this" turned out to be a full disstrack feud, inspired by the recent Drake & Kendrick Lamar one. The lyrics to "JUST DIVORCED" took fairly basic shots at Sogs, and at the end seemed to foreshadow a future in which Bite reveals his dark secrets; "Uncover your deepest secrets before you dare go gold, then mimic your father and put you in another chokehold".
Sogmeister instantaneously responded the next day with "Flower Boy", shortly later renamed to "I'm Actually Dissing You". The opening lines "Just divorced? I mean it's accurate..." and basic bars throughout set the theme for the two's building beef to be lackluster and boring. Something about this developing so suddenly felt suspicious, and their friends quickly caught on that this was just a planned rap beef for a little promotion. Bite and Sogs fiercely denied it, but immediately issued apology tracks "just apologized" and "I'm Actually Apologizing To You", both with a little comedic twist such as Bite repeating "It's here" for 7 minutes, or Sogs taking you to a trip down memory lane ending with the infamous "I love babies". Bite himself also admitted he felt bad dissing Sogmeister, and the beef ended at that exact moment.
That is until $RED$ published "L1ttl13M0n3yR3tards", a Plugg disstrack on Sogmeister with Bite featured. The album cover presented a cheap, fetishized illustration of Sogmeister's fursona, inflated by a helium tank connected to his body. This song marks the first appearance of Bite sampling Sogmeister trashing on "Party Hardy", one of many. Bite goes back to his usual lyricism saying he'll "Leave Maddox fried like a toast slice", but then decides to attempt reigniting the beef, saying "If you diss me then you better go twice". This was more than enough, as a little later Sogmeister kicks off "$BANKRUPT$" with "Turn your Plugg off, your shit is fucking trash". The worst line of his career up until that point, "Your shit's less fire than George W. Bushy" made it's debut in the first few seconds. Though "$BANKRUPT$" was of similar ripe quality to the other disses, something felt different with it's intentions. Sogs began mentioning the divorce of Bite's parents, his past with porn and the "Russian man", the real-life inspiration behind The Salad's Uncle Jack. The album cover was a picture of Bite with no shirt on, used without his permission. There was a surprising amount of exaggerated pedophilic claims towards Bite. Everything Sogmeister did with this reply felt much more mocking and intentional than anything else from the beef.
At that exact moment, Bite recognized "$BANKRUPT$" as an opportunity to make the beef actually interesting. He decided this time, he will put all his efforts towards making a disstrack Sogmeister couldn't top. He began writing with the same narrative in mind as the first two, but focusing all his powers towards wordplay. The beat was taken from Bite's "Root Canal Pt.2", the track that set up Sogmeister's "Wet Floor Sign Gal". The album cover was a parody of Bite's Tinion's Finale, replacing himself with Sogmeister's OC. Thus, on May 15th 2024, Bite released "Honestly Sogmeister", named off their cancelled collaborative album and claimed Sogs "can't come back from this".
The track was a definite improvement, but not enough to stop him from making disstracks, something Bite slowly realized while developing the song. Sogmeister, hearing about "Honestly Sogmeister" prior to its release prepared "DESTINATION" ahead of time. In the diss, Sogmeister's girlfriend ShadyKatie is sampled saying "BiteIsMe is here to meet 12 year old girls", while Sogs repeatedly mentions Bite's scrapped album Eyes Everywhere, alongside more pedophilic claims and boasts on top of a "No More Parties in LA" type beat, just like Bite's song. Bite's friends even began feeding information to Sogs about his embarrassing past, such as online incidents, ERPs and most notably, two pictures of him holding a freshly-bought vibrator and displaying it on his laptop's keyboard.
The next day, May 17th 2024, Bite immediately released "Try Me Maddox" in a voicechat with Sogs and everyone interested in the beef (not many), expecting a response to come shortly after. The track was a half-assed freestyle, completely ignoring "DESTINATION" and seemingly made for no reason other than to make Sogmeister respond again. His main point was that he "doesn't even have to make something good to win". The album cover was an odd, low resolution red green & blue square.
Just four hours after "Try Me Maddox" and two days since "Honestly Sogmeister", Sogs published his second response "PLEASE GET LAID", telling everyone he's truly outdone himself this time. It continued to talk about Bite's family plus all the new information he was told, and mocked Bite for making such a low effort song following "Honestly Sogmeister"; "You half assed your diss and, most of it was a miss and, you really tryna make this last more than your last piss". His cover art showed the pictures of Bite's maid outfit and vibrator he was sent, framed on a dark background. It seemed that somehow, Sogmeister recovered and made a better song than Bite, rven branching out towards Atomic, calling him a hater & inflation masturbator. Against all odds, he has secured himself as the winner after all. That is until a new upload from Bite's channel came in minutes after the diss ended titled "I CAN KEEP GOING".
In the center of the new song's album cover was the same square from "Try Me Maddox", now the center of a much bigger picture; recontextualizing the previous cover as a zoomed in version of "I CAN KEEP GOING". This could only mean one thing: this was planned from before "Try Me Maddox" even released. Scattered around a black and white background of Paris, Arkansas (Sogmeister's home town at the time) were the same pictures of Bite holding a vibrator, with opacity and misalignment on the box's label, revealing it was just a photoshopped phone case the entire time. The picture of the vibrator on his laptop's keyboard was now more zoomed out than the one Sogmeister was given, and on the laptop's screen you could see text reading "I CAN KEEP GOING 17.05.24". In the right of the cover was a crappily drawn character in a Nazi outfit, performing a Hitler salute. Who this character is was to be explained in the song.
Immediately grabbing Sogmeister's attention, the diss starts with OneTwo, the person behind the Green Baby saying Sogmeister is here to meet 13 of them - mirroring the intro to "DESTINATION". The beat is the exact same one as "DESTINATION" too, just sped up. Bite begins with "I was told you got seven thousand rumors 'bout me, and picture proof backing up you blooming on me". Throughout the song it becomes more apparent, most of what Bite's friends fed Sogmeister was purposefully fake. Bite shamelessly admits to all that's real, such as the maid outfit and online relationships, comparing that to Sogmeister's much worse qualities like flashing his pubes on camera twice or switching three relationships since May. He goes to mention an incident of Sogs talking to an 11-year-old, saying he has no right to diss Bite for pedophilic jokes if he engages in them far more severely. Bite brings Sogmeister back to when he was 11 himself, saying he also can't dare to criticize his ERPs considering the roleplays he had - this is the main blow of the disstrack.
Throughout making "Honestly Sogmeister", Bite knew to make something truly entertaining, he'd have to provide some extra layer of complexion to the feud. Thus, he sinontanousley worked on "I CAN KEEP GOING" and went to Sogmeister's past friends on Discord, gathering information about him without his knowledge. Most people didn't have much to share aside from some racist jokes, until Bite reached IHateMyUsername420, who started detailing about an OC Sogs made in 2021 called Raz. This very Raz was involved in erotic roleplays with jeshthebluecat, most notably featured on Sogmeister's song "Blue Comic Reader". The OC was also depicted as a Nazi with Sogs drawing him in full uniform and making multiple fascist remarks. That was all Bite needed to truly counter Sogmeister speaking out on his ERPs, which were comparatively much less controversial.
Bite develops his own fantasy narrative of Raz deserving a much better life, just how Sogmeister did before his blew out his potential, adding on top of all this information about sending his school rape threats, getting jumped by two students, having a knife-play fetish and stealing everything he can from Bite just to take the bait. The song develops into blatant hatred towards Sogmeister's personality and songs, with emotion taking the place of any wordplay or newfound information. All the while, Bite mimics "DESTINATION" by starting his lines with "Eyes Everywhere", saying Sogs even got the album name wrong. "Destination" was going to be the album's name, but was scrapped in favor of "Eyes Everywhere" months before the feud even started. To close his track, Bite sprinkles in some extra info of Sogs having a porn archive in his Discord Server's logs channel and getting jerked off in a school bus, telling him he did the beat a "disservice" on "DESTINATION". Despite Sogs using the beat first, he's willing to go as far as telling him not to copy him again, even if he was the one borrowing.
Sogmeister's recorded reaction was unfortunately lost, but he knew nothing of "I CAN KEEP GOING" up until its release. For half the track, he was screaming in shock, confused at how Bite would even acquire such information. By the end he was riled up and said he's going to make the most vile response he could ever come up with. The information in the song spread and people began slowly disliking Sogmeister, something Bite then immediately regretted just like with the first disstrack. He started writing a quick apology track when suddenly rocket sirens started going off. "completely undeserved" was written in the shelter, then recorded and released when the threat passed. His apology reflects on how the feud escalated from a marketing strategy to unnecessary hostility, and how if And after all of that, for the second time, the beef ended.
After finishing "I CAN KEEP GOING", Bite had already prepared the groundwork for the next diss, "HEADLOCK", which he immediately canned following him achieving above and beyond what he even wanted. The vibrator box picture had an even more zoomed out version with the text "HEADLOCK" on a second window. Sogmeister kept saying he's making another disstrack from time to time, so Bite finished his third diss just incase. Sogs never released his, and "HEADLOCK" was scrapped.
September 18th, 2024. Months passed and the beef lied dormant, believed to have been finished. That is until Sogmeister released "DissedIsMe." without warning as an attempt to begin the battle once more. It was clear this isn't the vile response Sogmeister planned, rather a different track, unknowingly using the beat from Doechii's "DENIAL IS A RIVER". The release was a surprise, and Bite immediately started developing ideas for a new version of "HEADLOCK" called "dude stop dissing". A few days into writing and incorporating verses, Bite made the connection between "DissedIsMe." to "The Heart Part VI", and decided the correct move would be to not respond. Thus, nothing came out of it.
Aside from stray verses written every once in a while, not a single thing was added to the feud from September 2024 to February 2025. On his live album "Unfortunately 'Live' in Nahariyya", Bite added an extension to "Honestly Sogmeister" with all his unused verses, assuming the beef is long dead and that he won't need them. This backfired, because Sogmeister then stated he's beginning to work on a proper response. Bite had his doubts, but as time passed, leaks and teasers poured in, and they were surprisingly good. The moment Bite saw the line "Stem5 how you put your stem in five young boys", he began working a brand new, final disstrack.
Throughout the month, Bite slowly built up his next diss, all the while teasing Sogmeister with the same line over and over again; "They not like Sogs". Every time the line was repeated, Sogmeister would anticipate Bite's diss even more, only for the song to get constantly delayed. Finally, Bite was ready to release it in April. He gathered everyone in a voice chat again, and dropped "Not Like Sogs". Sogmeister then released "I CAN TOO", a surprisingly great effort. It was an absolute improvement from the last disses, however Bite still had one last trick up his sleeve, which is baiting Sogs with a fake diss a second time in a row.